Scamper of talons
Head, eyes darting
To the popcorn
By bench boy
Who wields this power of god
Controls his subjects
They dance for him
More come, involuntarily
The footpath clogs
With feathered activity
A foul sight to see
I must pass
Despite the park sign
I step on the grassRead More »
- My problem with freestyling bread-baking is not knowing exactly when to start baking. Has the dough risen to its full extent yet? Will it still rise? Or will it start falling in the next minute? Is there a better approach than just eyeballing it and hoping for the best? Is this why people follow recipes??
- Why on earth is autolyse – mixing flour and water together and letting it sit a while before adding yeast and salt – called autolyse when it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with autolysis, the biological process of self-digestion? I came across the term autolysis during beer brewing – it’s when living yeast in the wort/beer feeds on dead yeast, which sounds as disgusting as it’s supposed to smell.
I’m flattered when friends ask about my bread-baking process. What I lack in skill I make up for in fearlessness as I bumble along according to a rudimentary understanding of food biochemistry and a principle of effort minimalisation. There are, of course, countless different ways to bake; here are some notes from my experience:
Wow, his previous job experience as a drama teacher is really paying off right now. I actually believe that he actually believes that Canada is better served with a smaller number of larger political parties instead of a larger number of smaller political parties. He comes from a political dynasty, with a father having served as prime minister. He comes from a party that has governed the country for at least half of all its history, and he believes it’s done quite well, thankyouverymuch.Read More »
My doorbell rang. There stood my former flatmate. “Where’s my money?” she demanded.
She came into my building and screamed at me for a good long while. I couldn’t breathe. I stepped outside for fresh air. It was raining. She followed. She screamed at me some more. In the rain. Even in the complete abject shittiness of the moment I appreciated the poetry.Read More »
On 18 May 2017, I emailed each of Canada’s 183 Liberal members of parliament. The emails addressed the member personally (e.g. “Dear Mr. Aldrag”) but were otherwise identical. The subject line read: “I support ERRE recommendations – please vote YES on May 31st”. The text provided reasons why the member should vote ‘yes’ to concur with the recommendations of the all-party committee on electoral reform that were published on 1 December 2016.
The four charts below summarise their response as of 28 May.
Explanation of response types:Read More »